Zákenem stanofená řeč!?

Tentok článek sem napsal jako prôtest vočik slovákovitému fickovi, zvaném robértko OR simply vybrátor. (vybrátor lebo šak sa vybýrá, né?)
Pokúšám sa o to, aby tentok článek v sobě neměl žádné spisovnô word.

Why? 'Cause vybrátorovi drblo a he's going to sničiť šecko, što Δημοκρατία estas.

žebi som maly premiestovat websajt do záplotya? Záplotya? šŕ, šak to, što bude biť za plotém. plotém? šak vybrátor ribjuldne plota, buďe konektnúť to na PSU 10000 volty a zabyje šecko čo chití, dotgne nebo pryblíži.

Fycko! Estas totok slovenština OR nope? Buďe ja dostáť pokutník, alebo ném? WHO OR što určý, že či jop alebo ném? Há!?
Má ja presťahovac websajt do záplotya? Savreš ma lapět do prisónu!? Koliba moje článek!? FIGO! FIGO! FIGO!

Vybratorové zákoni nas zabyjú! Komentuite, prosým!

Orjetnační trenslejt do engleski:

Law-forced language!?
I wrote this article as protest against Ficko, called Róbertok or simply vibrator. (Vybrator 'cause it's being removed - "vybrát" in czech)
I'm trying to that, this article doesn't contain any correct slovak word.

Why? It's because Vibrator's head contains shit and he's trying to destroy everything, what democracy is.

Should We move our website to BehindTheBarricade? BehindTheBarricade? Sure, it's that, what will be behind the barricade. Barricade? Yes, Vibrator'll rebuild barricades, he'll connect it to 10000 volts power supply and It'll kill everything, what catches, touches or comes near.

Vibrator! Is this slovak language or not? Will I get ticket or not? Ho or what will decide if yes or not? Huh!?
Should I move this website into BehindTheBarricade? Will you arrest me? Because of this article? (Figo was juice sold in Czechia. Figa is fig (fruit). "Figu" is used to say "no" in bad way)

Vibrator's laws will kill us. Please leave us some comments!

The "Slovak article contains words from following languages: dialects of slovak, Czech, Croatian, English, Greek, Esperanto. Maybe some more...